when someone asks you if you’re okay
me: don’t catch feelings
me: *catches feelings*
me to me:
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
BITCHES THINK I GIVE A FUCK
….maybe i do but bitches ain’t gotta know that.
when ur grumpy and bae tries to cheer u up





